What is the first line of The Call of Cthulhu?
The events I am about to relate may seem fantastical, but they are all, alas, entirely too true.
When you have finished reading this narrative, you will likely think me a liar; indeed, I pray that you do.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
History as it is known to us speaks of the events of the world, but there are greater mysteries, hidden within, that no man may ever speak of.
The louring sky over Georgetown did nothing to enhance my mood as I prepared to visit my dying and decrepit great-uncle at his house.
The deadline will be Tuesday.